How to Wirek: A Legacy Remembered By No One Edition (Enhanced & Updated)

So you wanna shit post like a “wirek”, huh? Well okay… let’s get started!

Part One: The Perfect (Roast) Post
1.1
>begin by crafting a strictly self-believed & pseudo intellectual opening monologue new more than two sentences with your first statement highlighting yourself as “the smartest man in the room”
(technically true & merely used to attract amateur hour troll replies & those new to the site who want to try and make a name off of yours)
>>the final statement will be an offensive one used to to berate any who would challenge your “airtight” mental superiority in such a room considering you would also be “the dumbest man in the room” by the same logic
(again while logic would indeed apply, it does not on the internet or more importantly to you unless you see fit since you already “know” you are above all others already and thus, do not have explain nor defend any point other than what you “know” to be true)

1.2
>next we carefully & purposely select from a predetermined set of pictographs very few appear to know how to properly post
(though rather old by today’s standards, posting them can be self-taught in under ten seconds; again used as another way to attract amateur hour troll replies that will undoubtedly have a few that have posted the pictographs wrong)
>>this line is optional and used mostly in an ongoing feud or a chain reply with said anons; chastise freshly baited anons and mock them whether their eventually reply of the pictographs are correct or not
(again logic need not apply to you or what you do since you are above logic and “know” you are above all others; again they are not worthy or capable of understanding your “godly” ways

1.3
>now we move onto to posting a link to a predetermined video from either YouTube or PornHub; apparently the only two websites that host such videos based on your posting history
(again logic does not apply and is cast aside; all that matters is your mental clairvoyance & superiority be appropriately displayed & only understood by you based on selected link)
>>another optional line though becoming more frequent as poster’s IQ crack double digits in your view; link to random words definitions to further amplify both your intellect & your target’s “smooth brained” condition
(while the word is not important, the message it sends must be, again recall the message does not have to be logical or understood by anyone except you; another chance to lure in replies)

1.4
>conclude your post using lines to reinforce your point(s) using “circular, gotcha or trap” logic (ie “I am the smartest person in a room currently only occupied by me) to confused potential replies or create in-fighting among them
(this is your bread and butter line; cherry pick logic to suit your reality no matter how questioned of flawed it will be attacked for, remember it is the only one in true existence or matters)
>>use an additional line to hammer home said talking points, again only need to be understood by you while logic is indeed not needed since you are above it unless you declare you need it
(this is really only used as bait and/or to further insult those that have read your clearly tl;dr spammed reply… again that does not matter since you transcend it and them)
>>>be sure to include your primary name as “wirek” since you “*post from other handles to get the ball rolling*” in many cases especially during long downtime between main topic posts
(*despite having been proven & even linked to being guilty of such… again logic and “black & white”, cut & dry proof does not apply to you unless you declare; recall that all that matters is your truth and no other)
>>>>though already mentioned, you might want to multi-reply to any/all mention of your primary handle of “wirek” solely to lure in both fresh & seasoned posters alike to generate clicks & site traffic

1.5
Now that you know how to create the “Perfect Post”… which is anything you post by either following this guideline or not. All that is left to do is sit back for a few hours and watch the replies come in. If they do not, please refer to section 1.4 >>>. There you will be reminded to user “alt accounts” to either fan the flames or to generate replies when few or none are coming in. Regardless of that or actually replies, no matter if you are right or wrong is irrelevant, for you are above and transcend logic and all unless you deem so… or not even mid post with or without declaring so. Finally and most crucial, BE SURE TO TRIPLE CHECK YOUR HANDLE & LINK BEFORE POSTING UNDER “wirek”. You do not need to be associated with “The Day Wirek Stood Still” day by which the actual “wirek”, the one you (and others) impersonate to this very day for reasons beyond human understanding, was caught not only red-handed posting under multiple handles, but also inflamed the community so much that much of his online activity was posted such as frequented IP address, social media accounts and other sites visited directly after this blog. If you ARE caught in this mess, or someone “un-buries” that link from this blog… again it’s logic and DOES NOT apply to you despite it applying… understand? We DO NOT need a repeat of “that day” again!

Part Two: Pictographs & You
2.1
>first how to post said Pictographs is as followed

angry beer coffee cool cry
devil grin lol mad razz
sad sait shock shoot sleep
smile squint thumbsup wink
>open and close each selected word with a colon, (:lol:) but just remove parenthesis and you’ll get ;they are only presented in line above for simplicity
(reminder that this a the most used ones however their are others; you might want to test post on highly dated posts months back and try them first before applying to “main account” in current day post)

2.2
>source: https://wordpress.org/plugins/font-emoticons/
(again attack ANY who dare use “your” Pictograph in any way, shape or form in whatever way you see fit in that moment; again logic may or may not apply but only if it does or does not according to you; if you declare that is)

Part Three: Time To Serve
3.1
>below is a sample post; again you might want to try this a on far past and dated post prior to going “live”
Name: Wirek Website: Link to yet to be posted reply (this will gray your name out upon posting) https://animopron.com/2024/04/08/v7-release/?replytocom=46954#respond (as of this post)
Email: Does not matter as “wirek” can NOT be registered since it is not your name to begin with (I wonder why… but again logic does not apply to you, only others)

opening monologue should be to insult others replies (to yours) and NEVER on main topic AP posts whatsoever (remember you are an AoC, agent of cuck (chaos))
be sure to and more lines to either attack, chide, berate and above all, inflame others to the point you will get replies, again logic does not apply to only your repliers, not you
either continue your tl;dr rant and trounce “stupid anons” but be sure to consult thesaurus.com to add some spice to your post and further highlight your (pseudo) intelligence
next add the historically used 6/7 Pictographs as used by the oringnal “wirek” prior to defecting & posting off site on a forum depicting said timeline of events to maintain the illusion to fresh anons you are indeed the only “wirek”
for bonus points and used by the oringal wirek (meaning you though not but who cares about logic) add a ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ for extra credit and as “proof” you are indeed the real wirek

Part Four: A Legacy No One Cares About
4.1
One day, some crazy scientist or some wide eyed kid… never mind. From time to time, you’ll be countered with an “ace” post mentioning some “random website” about the original “wirek”. Again, if you serious about shit posting and becoming “wirek”, either do no engage and ignore said discussion, or simply craft a reply so long (tl;dr style) that many with lose interest and scroll away but don’t stop there. Spam that shit in and around any/all mention of that forum so future repliers will be “lost” or scroll right by any mention of said forum. But about that forum, it simply proves that this guide is merely a guide… you can NEVER become wirek because he is still here! Watching & sometimes posting though no longer under the name “wirek” but another… He learned his lesson harshly some time ago after “going to far” and pissing off a small band of anons (Sponsored By Former Friends of Wirek, Former Friends of Wirek, The More You Know —–>*, son of wirek, Will the real Wirek please stand up, (A)lways (P)ostpone and imposter wirek to mention a few). They and others got together and doxxed the original wirek. After months of what all thought to be a hoax and fighting fire with fire posts acorss dozens of main topic posts, a tinyurl was posted one day within this blog long ago that linked to a page that had listed the original wirek IP address, that being from a local cafe/internet cafe near his home he visited rather often for free wifi, various social media accounts with pics of cafe and neighborhood (no faces) and a partial view of other sites visited with incomplete passwords to show he posted elsewhere using the same shit-posting tactic as this blog. Regardless, it was enough to scare the original wirek so much that he ceased all posting for a time being. For a time there was peace……………. Until there was not! After a long dry spell (one of many these days) from AP, a “new” or multiple “new” wirek began posting again and took up the mantle for themselves.

While by then many of that bunch that took down the original wirek had moved on, one or two it would still post from time to time and will no doubt respond to the posting of this itself a tldr guide to wirek, one of them invited the original wirek through his personal and leaked email to post over at the forum… which he accepted and posted. You future shit-poster will most liekly be challenged with said “ace’ post or “check your email” for invite link thus proving you are indeed one of many fake wirek. Again either ignore and deflect, or spam and confuse! There is no middle ground!

4.2
While ever growing, this part will include a brief list of “instant triggers”; these take full priority! They must and will command your full attention and autism. They will be replied to at all cost(s) up to and surpassing all reality based logic and reason. While highly likely redundant at this point, they still must be known. They are posted in no particular order as ALL are treated as an equal threat to your (fractured and fatherless) psyche.

Any and all references direct or indirect or simply because you deem it just, to:
>your handle of “wirek”
(these include impostor(s) using the handle as well)

>your “retarded sister Lily”
(what started as fiction became reality after one (of many) night of arguing (replying) with yourself to bait others into replying)

>an offsite forum dedicated to (laughing at) your various postings and histories
(while no confirmed link as been posted, some claim it to be in past topics within the blog)

>a doxxing event that may or may not have taken place
(again no evidence has ever been posted; outside of a mega link, a (closed) Instagram account, various other sites you “visit” along with partial passwords, and even some satellite photos of the local cafe you post from frequently that was (easily) traced back despite your (toy in the cereal box) VPN always being active)

>incorrect usage of various pictographs
(while easy now based off (your own created and posted) guide, many still struggle with them; example such as :lol; instead of )

>postings of various social media accounts
(again just deny as you surpass all logic)

>any insult either by a solo anon, or a dogplie
(it is not your problem if your (grade school) intellect is lost on the m(asses); (re)educate them repeatedly and often)

>(re)posting of this very guide
(while 100% accurate, no one except wirek (you) can post this; just be sure to deny all knowledge and dismiss as those who do as fake; that’ll show them)

>”impostor” wirek(s)
(these include split personality postings, or simply any looking to “be” you; reminder everyone is fake outside of your mind and are unable to prove other wise)

>redefining the meaning of you most prized insult of “SIR” (Sad Impotent Retard)
(while you do (very much) Spam Infinite Replies; again it is allowed because you (once again) transcend reality and logic; thus any else who act as you can and will be deemed a threat and berated)

>attacking any link you add to your post(s)
(these are meant to educate and inform those you deem SIR; so everyone; berate as you see fit)

>essentially any(thing) you deem worthy of your reply
(use your superior judgment as you are never ever wrong; even when you are so is everyone else thus making your right because logic (once more) does not apply to you)

Part Five: What Do You Want On Your (Blank & Forgotten) Tombstone
5.1
If you’re gonna wirek then fucking wirek with every thing (my) guide has taught you! All your life choices led you to this moment, (my) our moment to become wirek! Remember that logic does not apply to you or anything you post. Everyone is your SIR to point out. Lily will NEVER be just a memory to you (despite your mum’s death throes in the other room as you did the first time with your sister). Never back down and never surrender. You are wirek goddammit! Fucking act like one!

Happy shit posting friends. Now anyone can be wirek… except wirek that is because wirek does not have to be because he is already!

Who do you think you are!? I AM!
https://youtu.be/G74ZHWcsbgc?si=_u68hzl06ZuvMKHa

>this concludes our enhanced, updated, poorly translated and (mis)spelled and lengthy guide